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At long last, here is the face of the infamous No Poet, also known as "Retard" and "Troll" by inferior mortals with little willy wonkas. This is the face that cured a thousand lesbians. So girls, if you want to print this picture out and take it to bed with you, I understand. Your behaviour is normal. Okay, what can I say about me? How can I possibly encompass what makes me so cool using mere words? I live in England. My hobbies obviously include car modding and motorsport. My friend Lindsay got me into motorsport a few years ago. After getting hold of the original Gran Turismo and completing the game with my trusty Honda Prelude 2.2 VTEC (except for that damn "arcade mode" race where I had to use a Mitsubishi Eclipse), I was a car fanatic for life. I now drive the first and only Peugeot 406 S16. I'm an internet author with several stories under my belt, and more are on the way. I'm a moderator on the Imperial Literature sci-fi website. This is where all my stories are posted. One day I'll be a famous author. Other internet activities include spamming the Performance GTi forums and a failed stint as a Doom reviewer. At the moment I work for the European Social Fund. This is quite possibly the most boring Government department ever. When I become a famous author I will make it my duty to leave this job and purge it from my imagination. Take that, Tony Blair! That's my life! Pretty grim. But I got a nice car out of it. |
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